December 25

The 12 Days Of Craigslist

Original Composure from 18th Century France, Anonymous
Parody Lyrics by Andrew Flynn

On the first day of Craigslist,
My true love gave to me,
A Burning Sensation Whenever I Pee.

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On the second day of Craigslist,
My true love gave to me,
Two Broken Laptops,
And A Burning Sensation Whenever I Pee.

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On the third day of Craigslist,
My true love gave to me,
Three Deadend Romantic Endeavors,
Two Broken Laptops,
And A Burning Sensation Whenever I Pee.

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On the fourth day of Craigslist,
My true love gave to me,
Four Writing Partners,
Three Deadend Romantic Endeavors,
Two Broken Laptops,
And A Burning Sensation Whenever I Pee.

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On the fifth day of Craigslist,
My true love gave to me,
Five Great Blind Dates,
Four Writing Partners,
Three Deadend Romantic Endeavors,
Two Broken Laptops,
And A Burning Sensation Whenever I Pee.

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On the sixth day of Craigslist,
My true love gave to me,
Six Rotten Jobs,
Five Great Blind Dates,
Four Writing Partners,
Three Deadend Romantic Endeavors,
Two Broken Laptops,
And A Burning Sensation Whenever I Pee.

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On the seventh day of Craigslist,
My true love gave to me,
Seven Religious Debates,
Six Rotten Jobs,
Five Great Blind Dates,
Four Writing Partners,
Three Deadend Romantic Endeavors,
Two Broken Laptops,
And A Burning Sensation Whenever I Pee.

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On the eighth day of Craigslist,
My true love gave to me,
Eight Casual Encounters,
Seven Religious Debates,
Six Rotten Jobs,
Five Great Blind Dates,
Four Writing Partners,
Three Deadend Romantic Endeavors,
Two Broken Laptops,
And A Burning Sensation Whenever I Pee.

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On the ninth day of Craigslist,
My true love gave to me,
Nine Weird Barter Deals,
Eight Casual Encounters,
Seven Religious Debates,
Six Rotten Jobs,
Five Great Blind Dates,
Four Writing Partners,
Three Deadend Romantic Endeavors,
Two Broken Laptops,
And A Burning Sensation Whenever I Pee.

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On the tenth day of Craigslist,
My true love gave to me,
Ten Miscellaneous Romances,
Nine Weird Barter Deals,
Eight Casual Encounters,
Seven Religious Debates,
Six Rotten Jobs,
Five Great Blind Dates,
Four Writing Partners,
Three Deadend Romantic Endeavors,
Two Broken Laptops,
And A Burning Sensation Whenever I Pee.

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On the eleventh day of Craigslist,
My true love gave to me,
Eleven Illegal Scams,
Ten Miscellaneous Romances,
Nine Weird Barter Deals,
Eight Casual Encounters,
Seven Religious Debates,
Six Rotten Jobs,
Five Great Blind Dates,
Four Writing Partners,
Three Deadend Romantic Endeavors,
Two Broken Laptops,
And A Burning Sensation Whenever I Pee.

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On the twelfth day of Craigslist,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve Bullshit Garage Sales,
Eleven Illegal Scams,
Ten Miscellaneous Romances,
Nine Weird Barter Deals,
Eight Casual Encounters,
Seven Religious Debates,
Six Rotten Jobs,
Five Great Blind Dates,
Four Writing Partners,
Three Deadend Romantic Endeavors,
Two Broken Laptops,
And A Burning Sensation Whenever I Pee.

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